{"id":18374,"date":"2024-10-20T23:30:32","date_gmt":"2024-10-20T23:30:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/studentsclub.org\/homepage\/how-to-get-a-girlfriend-when-youre-a-terrifying-monster-a-cozy-fantasy-romance-monster-girlfriend-book-1\/"},"modified":"2024-10-20T23:30:32","modified_gmt":"2024-10-20T23:30:32","slug":"how-to-get-a-girlfriend-when-youre-a-terrifying-monster-a-cozy-fantasy-romance-monster-girlfriend-book-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/studentsclub.org\/homepage\/how-to-get-a-girlfriend-when-youre-a-terrifying-monster-a-cozy-fantasy-romance-monster-girlfriend-book-1\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Get a Girlfriend (When You&#8217;re a Terrifying Monster): A Cozy Fantasy Romance (Monster Girlfriend Book 1)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><br \/>\nPrice: <span style=\"color:#b12704\">$4.99<\/span><br \/><i><small>(as of Oct 20, 2024 23:30:32 UTC &#8211; <span class=\"wp_automatic_amazon_disclaimer\" title=\"Product prices and availability are accurate as of the date\/time indicated and are subject to change. Any price and availability information displayed on [relevant Amazon Site(s), as applicable] at the time of purchase will apply to the purchase of this product.\">Details<\/span>)<\/small><\/i><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/amazon.com\/dp\/B09ZB77JZR?tag=musadiqhus0f2-20\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/valvepress.s3.amazonaws.com\/imgs\/buy_now.png\"><\/a><br \/>\n<br \/>\n  Life is tough when you\u2019re an eldritch abomination.<\/p>\n<p>Trillin isn\u2019t technically a person. She\u2019s a tiny breakaway piece of consciousness from the all-devouring Endless, doomed to eventually rejoin it. But when a human witch stumbles into her world, Trillin suddenly has a new reason to figure out individuality\u2013one shape-shifting tentacle at a time.<\/p>\n<p>Sian is sure important magical discoveries are just around the corner, if she can just get her portals to work reliably. Reaching the dimension of the Endless without being eaten on sight is a dream come true, and Sian is determined to explore every bit of it. For science, of course, not for the strangely adorable life-form who keeps popping up and trying to\u2026 flirt?<\/p>\n<p>But Trillin\u2019s world can be a dangerous place, and keeping Sian safe might risk drawing the attention of the Endless itself\u2013which will swallow Trillin up along with all her dreams of humanity. Together, can this unlikely duo escape the Endless, figure out the optimum number of appendages, and maybe even find love?<\/p>\n<p>How to Get a Girlfriend (When You\u2019re a Terrifying Monster) is a sapphic cozy fantasy romance between a witch scientist and a shape-shifting Cthulhu monster. HEA guaranteed!    <\/p>\n<p> ASIN                                    \u200f                                        :                                    \u200e                                 B09ZB77JZR <br \/> Publisher                                    \u200f                                        :                                    \u200e                                 Kalikoi (July 31, 2022) <br \/> Publication date                                    \u200f                                        :                                    \u200e                                 July 31, 2022 <br \/> Language                                    \u200f                                        :                                    \u200e                                 English <br \/> File size                                    \u200f                                        :                                    \u200e                                 2024 KB <br \/> Simultaneous device usage                                    \u200f                                        :                                    \u200e                                 Unlimited <br \/> Text-to-Speech                                    \u200f                                        :                                    \u200e                                 Enabled <br \/> Screen Reader                                    \u200f                                        :                                    \u200e                                 Supported <br \/> Enhanced typesetting                                    \u200f                                        :                                    \u200e                                 Enabled <br \/> X-Ray                                    \u200f                                        :                                    \u200e                                 Not Enabled <br \/> Word Wise                                    \u200f                                        :                                    \u200e                                 Enabled <br \/> Print length                                    \u200f                                        :                                    \u200e                                 115 pages <\/p>\n<div id=\"product-summary\" data-hook=\"cr-insights-widget-summary\" class=\"a-section a-spacing-none\">\n<div class=\"a-section a-spacing-small a-spacing-top-medium\">\n<h3 class=\"a-size-base-plus a-color-base a-text-bold\">Customers say<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"a-spacing-small\"><span>Customers find the plot sweet, adventureful, and interesting. They also describe the characters as relatable and enjoyable. Readers describe the book as a fun, interesting read with great world-building. They mention the writing style is witty and a joy to read.<\/span><\/p>\n<p data-csa-c-item-id=\"ai_generated_text_banner\" data-csa-c-owner=\"CustomerReviews\" data-csa-c-slot-id=\"cr-product-insights-cards_ai-generated-text\" data-csa-c-type=\"uxElement\" class=\"a-size-small a-color-secondary\">AI-generated from the text of customer reviews<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> Life is tough when you\u2019re an eldritch abomination. Trillin isn\u2019t technically a person. She\u2019s a tiny breakaway piece of consciousness from the all-devouring Endless, doomed to eventually rejoin it. 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