{"id":32466,"date":"2024-11-30T06:17:56","date_gmt":"2024-11-30T06:17:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/studentsclub.org\/homepage\/middle-school-bites\/"},"modified":"2024-11-30T06:17:56","modified_gmt":"2024-11-30T06:17:56","slug":"middle-school-bites","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/studentsclub.org\/homepage\/middle-school-bites\/","title":{"rendered":"Middle School Bites"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nPrice: $8.99<\/span>
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\n Tom is desperate to fit in at school, but he’s hungry and howling, not to mention half dead. Blame it on the vampire – and the werewolf – and the zombie – in this monstrously funny new series from SpongeBob SquarePants head writer Steven Banks.<\/p>\n

“Fast! Funny! Fresh!” – Chris Grabenstein, #1 New York Times best-selling author of the Mr. Lemoncello’s Library series<\/p>\n

“What are you waiting for? Open this book right now!” – Tom Angleberger, New York Times best-selling author of the Origami Yoda series<\/p>\n

Thanks to a series of unfortunate bites, eleven-year-old Tom is a triple threat: he’s a Vam-Wolf-Zom. And just in time for the first day of middle school. So much for his Invisible Tom Plan. He never thought to make a What If I Turn Into A Vampire Werewolf Zombie Plan. Maybe it’s time for a Run Away and Live Somewhere Else Plan?<\/p>\n

With the help of his irrepressible best friend, Zeke, Tom tries to accept his future. Zeke thinks being a Vam-Wolf-Zom sounds EXCELLENT! (Zeke thinks everything sounds EXCELLENT!) At least he’ll be able to stand up to the sixth-grade bully. The question is will the rest of Hamilton Middle School accept the Vam-Wolf-Zom, too? <\/p>\n

Tom’s toothsome saga is illustrated with clever, cartoon-style art on every spread. Created by an Emmy-nominated writer for SpongeBob, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, and CatDog, this new series is perfect for fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid and The Last Kids on Earth. EXCELLENT!

\n From the Publisher <\/p>\n

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“A middle school student who is a vampire, a werewolf, and a zombie, <\/p>\n

and still fits in better than we did at that age. Laugh out loud funny and real helpful tips for getting through those grades. We wish we’d read it then.” <\/p>\n

\u2014 Penn & Teller, hosts of Fool Us and world-renowned stage magicians <\/p>\n

Don’t miss any of the monstrously fun books in the series! <\/p>\n

“Fast! Funny! Fresh! <\/p>\n

You’ll be tearing through these pages, even if you’re not a vam-wolf-zom!” <\/p>\n

\u2014Chris Grabenstein, #1 New York Times best-selling author of the Mr. Lemoncello’s Library series <\/p>\n

\"illustrated\"illustrated <\/p>\n

“A fang-tastic kickoff.” <\/h3>\n

\u2014Booklist <\/p>\n

Publisher \u200f : \u200e Holiday House (July 4, 2023)
Language \u200f : \u200e English
Paperback \u200f : \u200e 304 pages
ISBN-10 \u200f : \u200e 0823447456
ISBN-13 \u200f : \u200e 978-0823447459
Reading age \u200f : \u200e 7 – 11 years, from customers
Grade level \u200f : \u200e 3 – 7
Item Weight \u200f : \u200e 2.31 pounds
Dimensions \u200f : \u200e 5.53 x 0.62 x 8.23 inches <\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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